Lego Land
- Master J
- Jun 7, 2013
- 3 min read

So today we are going to explore the mind... well my mind yours sucks, and we both know it. My mind is full of all sorts of crazy shit and useless information. It contains many personalities (characters), memories, places, designs, dreams and much else yet to be discussed. Yes This seems like a lot of shit to have on your mind especially to a simple mind like your own. But that is the beauty of it. You see shit in ways no one else ever can, and the entire image in your head can be torn down and started over from scratch. As if your mind is the platform and the legos are your thoughts.
Now lets think about that. Your entire brain being whipped and restarted, like when you knock down the legos and rebuild something else entirely. You may have started making a skyscraper but when it falls and you rebuild it to look like a giant boob. When the boob is squeezed to hard all of the sudden you see a sinking ship in the ocean, pieces of the ship floating in the water like titanic, but you dont do shit about it because your to busy laughing as it happens. So you take the ship and try to rebuild the boob to finish masturbating and it turns out to look like a ufo, now your "seaman" are aliens. Ill tell you what to do call fucking ghost busters.
Which reminds me, if you want ghost buster legos, your are shit out of luck, better off making them yourself. So now that you see that the image can be recreated like your head being brainwashed or starting over. Think about the little lego people, you know, the ones that you feel like when you stand next to someone like me. Those little people with twistable hands and hairpieces. Yes we all know you have the full Harry potter collection please dont make a bunch of comments about it. Think about if you were in that world. You were yoda driving the fire truck that is being chased by the batmobile on the moon landing. You got pirates to your right and the edge of the table to your left want to know what happens next????
EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!! (as most parents call it)
A giant foot comes and destroys everyone and everything you know. Nothin but little bricks and pieces of what was once your entire world is mixed among each other surrounding you. Now everything is being rebuilt piece by piece around you while you are frozen in place with fear and curiousness. When you start to look around you see that you are underwater, where there is a battle over aquamans castle between knights of the round table and spongebob. Knights are sparing there lives against the stupidity of modern television to re-own the territory (of your mind). After a deathly battle not much left standing besides part of a wall and the fence around the moat. slowly the draw bridge is lowered and your are entering a grave yard, so high above sea level its hard to breath, you get out of the fire truck to only be held at gun point by none other than james bond himself, thinking fast you swing your light saber to destroy the gun and end up cutting a hole in the fire truck and dropping your joint. Now you have pot-zombies rising from the dead. A flash of light comes and suddenly goku is there fighting along side yoda defeating the zombies.
Looking around in amazement goku is no where to be seen. The only thing that catches any attention is the scenery changing around you. all the dead and dismember body parts and pieces everywhere becomes robots limbs and you are stuck in the factory next on the convert belt to be melted into your fire truck. Before you know it Indiana Jones is switching your lightsaber with a dildo as you are about to be crushed into a friend of thomas the tank engine.
ok you get my point, the difference between my mind changing all the time and yours is my builder gets smarter, clever and better each time it happens. There is no boundaries and the options are endless. You are lucky if you can change more than the street names, between lack of personality and creativity you have no imagination or belief.