My Name's not DUDE

My name isn't dude, nor is that a proper way of addressing me. What kind of brain dead moron thinks you will get the attention you are looking for by being so informal. If you wouldn't like it so much I'd tie you down, user pliers to pull your nails out and use hot wax to stop the bleeding and crush your hands under my boots to intensify the pain. Fucking faggot punks thinking they can call the shot, Bitch the only thing you should be calling is to order me a fucking pizza. Where the hell are all the real slaves at, bunch of thirsty faggots wishing I would stretch their asshole out. That's a farfetched idea, considering I'm not gay (never was) and only take paying real slaves! If you even itch your balls without my permission I will stomp them so hard your unborn child will come out with my boot imprint on their face. You think you are something special? Your the same null headed dick suckers that I have been sent here to destroy! Lucky for us they outlawed killing you with hate crimes so now I get to spend the rest of my life torturing you. And I'm not talking about punching you in the face, I'm taking drill bits digging into any extra skin I can pinch. Cut your pubic hair hair off and feed it to you as a last meal. After that well being out the big toys and see if you so like knife play while I hold a machete. Our would you rather me twist your arm backwards so far you won't be able to reach over your head for months. I'm fucking sick of people questioning whether or not I'm real. .. I'm the one who starts half the trends these "masters" use. I am the one who has so many ideas on how to torture you that I can't tweet them fast enough. I have legit pictures, videos and real time conformation. fuck you and your month old profile, fuck your oversized head, fuck your fantasy dreams, Google pictures and the fake matter profile you set up to look like you can be loyal! I'm not fucking stupid I can tell a genuine slave when I meet one. Chances are, if your around my age you're probably new at this. I know most the people my age on these sites and can tell the ones who have been in this lifestyle before that stupid book came out. I got asked "do my feet smell" what kind of question is that? I've been waddling around all day wearing leather in the desert, of course they fucking smell. If you want to be taken seriously than act like it. No real person let alone a master wants to waste their fucking time on idiots (granted most slaves are dumb) the genuine ones know how to act. "Hey you" is going to get you on all fours with a saddle on your back while I'm cattle prodding you until you eat an entire baile of hay. "what's up man" is going to get you strapped to a flag pole by your underwear and I'll get the entire college town to throw rocks and stone at you while you dangle under the red white and blue flag that gives us this freedom. Take your shitty attitude, your nasty fetish and your so called money (that can't be seen or sent/spent) and go give all this to someone who is as dumb as you and maybe it will pay off. No wonder you fags sit on these sites all day, no one in real life wants to deal with you.